For decades, office workers have used conventional office nameplates to help identify each other's offices. These simple nameplates use simplistic old technology: a laser-printed name on a transparency, tucked into a panel mounted on the office door. Here's a standard installation at a Large Corporation:

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Nametag before [MP4]
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Our new Unified Nameplate technology brings the old office nameplate into the future!

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Nametag after [MP4]
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Unlike conventional analog nameplate technology, Unified Nameplate runs right on your existing IP network. A camera captures the position of the door. This data is transmitted to a computer which runs vision software to detect the door's position. The position data is interpolated into a servo position command, which is transmitted back to a USB servo controller. That controller drives an old Futaba radio control servo that has been along for the ride on about five different model planes that have been drilled into the soft Oregon soil, but now turns a wood plate mounted on a lazy susan.
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The box ty-wrapped to the plate is made of space age sytrofoam laser-cut to precise tolerances. Vertical planes inside the box mount (from the front):

As the door moves, the projected image of the nameplate tracks the door. This major advance in technology integration has huge benefits that will be obvious to IT departments. Some users complain about trivial problems:

But we think they're just naysaying dinosaurs. Won't you join us as we embrace our new unified nameplate vision?