Here are the names from the building directory, with the corresponding real names alongside. Rooms with multiple occupants may not have the correct correspondances, as intended by Room 009. Some reports indicate that many of the graduate student nicknames were chosen randomly.

Jay AslamQGoM31wB
Phyllis BellmorePhyllis Baby Bell
Scaredy Serf,
Pushover Serf,
Poet Serf
James Clippinger,
Alex Colvin
Miner Serf,
Lazy Serf
Tom CormenTom "The Mastermind" Cormen
Wayne CrippsWBC
Ron Oldfield, Tailor Serf, Sickly Serf
Geoff DavisMountain Dew Davis
Bruce DonaldBruce "The Duckman" Donald
Scot DrysdaleRobert (Where'd Scot come from?) Drysdale
Charles Owen,
Jamie Ford
Wooly Serf,
Timid Serf
Serfette (dos),
Papa Serf
Dennis HealyDennis the Menace
Mark Montague,
Fred Henle
Painter Serf,
Sleepy Serf
Craig McGray,
Clint Hepner
Scraggly Serf,
Scrawny Serf
Anna Poplawski,
Jon Howell
Serfette,
Double Serf
Prasad JayantiPrasad "I Hate Shoes" Jayanti
Vanity Serf,
Brainy Serf
Jim Shain,
Stavros Kolliopoulos
Hefty Serf,
Clumsy Serf
Jokey Serf,
Greedy Serf
Peter KostelecPeter Cosco Kostelec
Katya Pelekhov,
Keith Kotay
Somebody Serf,
Nobody Serf
David KotzKotz Secret Police (Austin Danger Powers)
This apparently comes from the attribution of the .KSP Mac extension first to the Kiewit Secret Police, then by extension to Kotz.
Don KreiderDon "Godfather" Kreider
Fillia MakedonFilia Mac Attack
David NicolDavid Nicol and Dime
Wild Serf,
Handy Serf
Farmer Serf,
Sloppy Serf
Dan RockmoreRock the Jock
Daniela Rus(The Schemer Daniela Rus)
Cliff SteinClifford the Big Red Dog
Gargamel
Beth YoungBeth Young Plugged
Neal YoungNeal Young Unplugged

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