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Does God use Linux? |
Of course God uses Linux. How else would the maintainer of the 'Book of Life' use a SQL database. You didn't think he used Microsoft and SQL Server did you? Nope... He uses RH9 and MySQL.
This is the mother of all mission critical apps, after all. He needs speed, security, and stability. How would you feel if you were standing at the gates of heaven and you saw a 'Blue Screen of Death'? Even though the angels would get a kick out of it, that could really put a damper on your first impression of heaven (as you lay on the ground quivering).
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Actually God doesn't use Linux... he uses a form of organic microprocessors capable of performing more calculations per second then any other computer known to man. The nearest comparison that the human mind can understand would be a bubble memory chip that would use atoms as on/off switches and taking away an electron or replacing one. Basically it would be able to run circles around Linux or any other operating system. Besides... why would God need to use a computer at all?
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Mmmmmm !!!
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I bet God couldn't wait for us to invent the computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let's see if this works.
And now I change this
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